Cracker

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WASHINGTON DC - USA - The ailing president of the United States is going to reprogrammed by special CIA operatives during his sleep, Pentagon officials have revealed.



"Obama resembles a beaten man. He looks like he got bit by a rattle snake on his mangy ass. Moping around beaches kicking sand, mumbling a few words here and there. The boy lost his purpose. That's why we

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Robert Byrd the Gentleman from West Virginia


The US Senate lost a rare, almost extinct Byrd today due to a recent onset of illness that slowly took the famous, if not storied Senator from his beloved West Virginians. Early in his political career he became a card carrying member of the Ku Klux Klan which he renounced later on in his political career usually around reelection time. He has made several

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OBAMA RATINGS AT STAKE

The Gulf oil spill took on a new 'Titanic' twist the other day when film director and deep sea entrepreneur James Cameron entered the fray at an EPA sponsored conference attended by many scientists and scholars looking for a new venue after the global climate change disaster which caused embarrassment across the world 's most learned

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Henry Waxman to issue supoena





Recent events in Iceland have prompted EPA head Lisa Jackson to call for immediate legal action against the Iceland Government and Mother Nature. Iceland President Olafur Grimmson was in high level meetings with his cabinet to find out how to place blame solely on Mother Nature and counter ...

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Obama almost self outed

Excerpt from an article by Aaron Klein:

If Obama indeed possessed Indonesian citizenship as a child, it is unlikely he retains such citizenship. The country's bylaws require any Indonesian citizen living abroad for more than five years to formally declare his intention to return, otherwise risk losing his citizenship status. The law does not necessarily mean Indonesian citizenship would be immediately lost. The law can be overruled by ministerial

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