I sucked the president's dick...

[Krazy Kettle Korn]

This doesn't surprise me.

[Naomi Campbell]

This doesn't surprise me.

I eat goldfish two at a time so they don't die alone.

[John Galt]

I eat goldfish two at a time so they don't die alone.

Off your meds, I assume?

[Naomi Campbell]

Off your meds, I assume?

Don't make me kick your ass! I'll slap the shit out of you just like I did to my limo driver.

[Krazy Kettle Korn]

I eat goldfish two at a time so they don't die alone.

This kind of goldfish?



Or this kind?

[Naomi Campbell]

This kind of goldfish?



Or this kind?

Sicko!

[BergBuilder]

...and he said I didn't have to pay taxes anymore.

It is everyone's American duty to suck President Obama's dick.

If you don't do it, you're un-American and part of the problem.