President Obama

[Dwayne Johnson]

I hope the Montblanc Meisterstuck Solitaire Royal I took from the desk in the Lincoln bedroom was a gift. I forgot where I was and walked off with it like a towel from Holiday Inn. If you need it back, please take the cost out of my reparations as I sold it and spent the money on hookers and blow.
The 4600 diamonds sure were pretty.

[RINO]

Word on the hill is that's why he's canceled his trip to Indonesia. Healthcare is a cover story. Was His favorite pen.

Eight to ten in the pen?

[HOTEP]

I just got off the phone with Michelle and she said that Barack is broken up
over the loss of that pen.

She said no telling what he might do if he finds the white cracker motherfucker
that took his pen.

She also said that's the last damn time they letting white folks sleep in the Lincoln
bedroom, cause they always steal something.

[Dwayne Johnson]

I just got off the phone with Michelle and she said that Barack is broken up
over the loss of that pen.

She said no telling what he might do if he finds the white cracker motherfucker
that took his pen.

She also said that's the last damn time they letting white folks sleep in the Lincoln
bedroom, cause they always steal something.

I'm cool with that because I'm not white. There's been lots of white folks stay there. Probably the ones that left the pecker tracks on the bed.
I fail to see how it was the president's favorite pen as it was on the desk in the bedroom. Maybe the maid switched it for the real one.